The thought of being sentenced to death is pretty awful. Obviously, no method of execution is good. However, I think that dying by firing squad would at least let me go out in a blaze of glory. The firing squad has a nice military air. I feel like people are shot to death for extraordinary [...]
April 25, 2012
There’s only one way to be executed; Death race! This is a no brainer. I know its not a real thing but shut up. If I’m going to be executed by a government they can at least let me go in a mad max scenario race and explosion. It’s not like they need to pay [...]
January 17, 2012
The Government of the United States of America has failed. There are many reasons this statement is true but I only need to mention $15.098 trillion of them. Obviously, I’m speaking about our federal government’s $15,098,000,000,000 debt. Of course, that number was only current as of December 15, 2011. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_national_debt. It’s hard to keep track of the number since it [...]
January 19, 2012
Ah. I see you’ve never walked on a sidewalk, driven on a road, drunk the water, taken a subway or bus, sat in a park, crossed a bridge, used the internet, been to a museum, been poor at a hospital, been hungry with no means to feed yourself, been unable to afford an apartment at [...]
February 20, 2012
I have indeed lived, worked, breathed, driven, ridden, and entertained myself in this country. And the federal government is involved in all too many of my activities. That’s what’s so insidious about the federal government, it inserts itself into every sphere of American activity and then it claims we can’t live without it! But the [...]
April 9, 2012
Bah. None of your complaints about the advantages all Americans are born with are more important than the systems themselves. Sure, they could be run more effectively, but without them we’d be like the Congo. Now there’s a place where a man can make his own rules. Or Sudan, where in lieu of paying back [...]
March 21, 2011
What should be done about the WestBoro Baptist Church? The Supreme Court recently decided that the protests of the WestBoro Baptist Church were protected by the First Amendment. What if anything should we do about these wackadoos?
March 21, 2011
So the WestBoro baptist church has decided that god is punishing the United States for its tolerance of homosexuality by killing our soldiers, shooting our congresswomen, and hitting us with violent storms. In order to save us from a vengful god, the WestBoro Baptists have thoughtfully decided to go out and protest military funerals, memorial [...]
March 23, 2011
I’ve been thinking a lot about this, how do we deal with these people without violating our sacred constitution or resorting to basic violence (which would be my first choice if I thought it would help change these peoples minds). I have come up with the solution, however, and my solution will create a generation [...]
April 25, 2012
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